zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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Anonymous asked: ur cute bai

sourceyo asked: i think you should wear polo shirts for the irony

omg who are you

radioactivenipples:

some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me

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pikayonce:

sometimes i dildo and sometimes i dildont but im always glad i dildid

pikayonce:

whenever i see tumblr user yeahitsmarco’s selfie idea stolen i get personally offended