kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

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egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

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echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

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pornos taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal

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ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

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shout out to all the porn blogs that follow me. idk why but i hope you found what you’re looking for.