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bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

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mysexyenglishlord:

australiansanta:

i literally cant think of a worse situation what the fuck does that guy think hes doing holding a water proof car sized spider 

Crab. Crab is the name you are looking for.

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versacebitch:

eating yo girl’s pussy

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Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.

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