iitenki:

wow why is wine such an amazing liquid

(Source: bellasiel)

Anonymous asked: whats your dick like homie what are you into

hey now 2 far bro

Anonymous asked: why are you going to amsterdam?

to visit this goober

Anonymous asked: Are you happy with your current relationship right now?

The most happy! I love that guy to the moon and back.

I’m going to Amsterdam tomorrow! It’s gonna be awesome, but I will be traveling for 16 hours.

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(Source: metalburger, via pikayonce)