atwisttinmystory:

Christian Mingle Username:

EatMeLikeTheLastSupper

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i’m re-watching the simple life and i’m just so happy about everything right now

catswithbenefits:

thesickestjokes:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

i just threw up

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aly-am asked: frik i just cant with your blog anymore.. been laughing non stop

gurl me too!!!!!!! !!

fennekinfatale:

all up in da pussy like

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snorlaxatives:

*white girl argument voice* sweetie (:

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astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

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shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

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Anonymous asked: Your posts bring joy to my life. Bless your little gay soul. <3

thank you

insomniaccity:

When you can see a guy’s outline in his shorts

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fffcuk:

do smelly people not know they smell or do they just not care

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