chrssy:

riding your man like

image

(via lepreas)

@37 minutes ago with 2851 notes

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via lepreas)

@4 hours ago with 16514 notes
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dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

(via nudesforfood)

@17 hours ago with 30057 notes

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via nudesforfood)

@18 hours ago with 124270 notes

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@18 hours ago with 4982 notes

fffcuk:

*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*

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@20 hours ago with 8013 notes

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@21 hours ago with 155326 notes

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via cokeflow)

@4 hours ago with 17006 notes

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via vainegotism)

@4 hours ago with 37404 notes

omgitsjamiealex:

somewhereoboetherainbow:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

@17 hours ago with 21779 notes

(via assgod)

@17 hours ago with 30636 notes

kawaiiest-bitch:

Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit

when will slavery end?

(Source: drivingincars, via assgod)

@18 hours ago with 3108 notes
pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

(via pricklylegs)

@20 hours ago with 135517 notes

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

@21 hours ago with 8274 notes