iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via cokeflow)

@2 hours ago with 10539 notes

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via vainegotism)

@2 hours ago with 35557 notes

omgitsjamiealex:

somewhereoboetherainbow:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

@15 hours ago with 18863 notes

(via assgod)

@15 hours ago with 27320 notes

kawaiiest-bitch:

Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit

when will slavery end?

(Source: drivingincars, via assgod)

@15 hours ago with 3012 notes
pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

(via pricklylegs)

@18 hours ago with 127692 notes

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

@18 hours ago with 8129 notes
Ok

Ok

(Source: yeahitsmarco)

@19 hours ago with 4 notes

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via lepreas)

@2 hours ago with 9521 notes
@15 hours ago with 48547 notes

dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

(via nudesforfood)

@15 hours ago with 29840 notes

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via nudesforfood)

@15 hours ago with 123267 notes

(Source: shejla11, via ktperryforreals)

@15 hours ago with 4936 notes

fffcuk:

*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*

(via beyoncebeytwice)

@18 hours ago with 7967 notes

(Source: eredar, via beyoncebeytwice)

@19 hours ago with 155168 notes